"What responsibilities?  
All he has to do is wake up and crap his pants"

So I'm starting a new thing where I post the highly inappropriate things that my friends or family members say.
They're entirely too entertaining, and true, to not disclose.
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For the protection of everyone involved, and the chance those kiddos might be googled by Ivy League admissions counselors one day, I'll resist from calling any one out by name.
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And now on to much more pressing matters
Dear friends,
I sincerely apologize for my run on sentences, over use of the ",", and under use of spell check.
I will probably continue to scrutinize you for poor spelling and grammar on facebook or where ever I see fit and then make those same mistakes myself here.
That, is, all.